Archive for the ‘Go Figure’ Category
Demented Canadian Santa Claus
Talk about a “nasty Santa”. Someone in the Canadian force of Santas who write letters to children went wrong, very wrong. Canada Post employees and volunteers write these letters but someone decided to write obscene letters to kids instead of a good Santa letter. That is so wrong. You know the Christmas holiday has run its course when you read something like this, eh?
Canada seeks author of nasty letters from Santa

Sick Person
Very very sick young man! What the hell is wrong with this young man. He’s a decent looking fellow and must certainly be able to attract ‘live’ women. This is the kind of thing someone does when they’re inebriated. The ordinary henries (hornies) don’t account for having sex with a dead woman (a 92 year old dead woman)!
A part-time lab technician at Holy Name Hospital was caught having sex with the body of a 92-year-old woman in the hospital’s morgue, authorities said Monday.
Larry Craig, Senator from the State of Denial
Larry Craig is someone who has tumbled off that precipice of high ranking office to the depths of ‘has been’ land in a very short time. It’s degrading to watch him try to claw his way back up that precipice with all these strange maneuvers. First the hoping it would go away and all the flip flopping after that. He was going to resign September 30, no wait, he changed his mind. Then the legal challenges to reverse his guilty plea. The first one didn’t work as expected so now he’s digging up first amendment constitutional rights and error on the part of the judge. According to the AP article below:
Craig’s legal arguments are previewed in a “statement of the case” filed late Thursday. In addition to the constitutional argument, it says the judge erred by not allowing Craig to withdraw his plea, and that the judge who sentenced Craig to a fine and probation never signed anything saying he accepted the guilty plea.
Mr. Craig, that was YOUR guilty plea, not the judges, nor the arresting officer. I’m not sure about that last part (never signing anything) or what it means, but we shall see what happens. He’s pursuing all these legal channels to ‘clear his name’. But even in the unlikely event that Craig gets his guilty plea reversed, his name will not be cleared. There are too many questions: Too many flip flops, too many rumors and even a I had sex with Larry Craig story (warning it’s a dirty story) for his name to ever get cleared at this point. It was the Foley-esque story of the year. The big difference being of course, Mark Foley admitted his wrongdoing and went limping away. Larry Craig on the other hand is in a continuing state of denial and at the end of the day, people are still going to be bothered by these unanswered questions and flip flops.
Craig to Make Constitutional Argument

How can Rudy Brush this Under The Rug?
Rudy Giuliani in drag canoodling with Donald Trump. Has anyone from the Rudy camp explained this video? Or is it just left to be posted on realist blogs like this one where we can see the true colors of these clowns. In this case, rouge on light purple dress is the color!
Star Simpson – Stupid or Very Smart?
Now why would anyone go into an airport wearing a fake (but authentic looking) bomb device attached to her jacket? Star Simpson (move over OJ, there’s another Simpson in the news) did just that and of course this has been all over the news so I won’t rehash the details.
Either this chick is incredibly stupid or very smart. I go with the very smart. I mean I don’t know her or anything and there are after all, a lot of very stoooopid people in this world. But this one is a MIT student. MIT is no Harvard, but not just anyone can get in.
So I vote for very smart about 15 minutes of fame but not very smart about her future. What do you do when you want to get noticed and get your name in the news? Do something outrageous like this: that’s what.
Unfortunately, this gives her at the very least an arrest record and depending on how this goes, possibly a felony. True, she’s got everyone talking and that’s great for now. But what is going to do for her future? I wonder if she’s going to go into tech designer clothing and use this as a career launch?
So far, Ms. Simpson has been mum, so we must wait and see if she dumb or smart.
MIT student arrested for wearing circuit fashion

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